Q: How do you come up with your lyrics?

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what-the-hells-going-on:

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I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

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brigwife:

If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

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i’m so done with this website.

lol and then it turns out to be a girl

no oscar for leo again

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morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

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culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

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Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

no one should scroll past this

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rad-anatomy:

Beggars don’t get to be choosers you little shit.

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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